On Monday night, when I was bored,
I logged on to S-F-H-3,
I found my friends, all standing by
On my own computer screen,
We all drank 'til we were drunk,
'Til we placed hats upon our beans,
And we lived in gallery view,
In our tiny Zoom screens,

We all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen,
We all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen.

ABAA hailed and jumped aboard,
Colombia is right next door,
Hand Pump sang, in viking hat,

We all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen,
We all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen.

(Full speed ahead, Mr. Willie, full speed ahead,
Full speed ahead it is, Tuna
Action station, action station,
Aye, aye, sir, drink,
Down Down!)

Sleazy's got a brand new job,
CRA has the desk she needs,
Wee Wee's seen poops blue and green,
None of us are wearing jeans,

We all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen,
We all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen.

Dining late is Mary Tyler,
MMP cooks some stew,
Cockamole has Jasper fed
Sperm Donor enjoys the view,

'Cause we all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen,
We all live in a tiny Zoom screen,
A tiny Zoom screen, a tiny Zoom screen.