SFH3 Run #2074
: 2022-02-14
: Marina Green
: Vagina Dentata
: Do Her Well

Ebrio

We don't talk about Strava, Va, Va, Va!
We don't talk about Strava... but
It was a hashing day
It was a Monday
Drinks had been made, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No fog allowed in the sky
Hand Pump drove in with broken down van-
Crisis!!
You telling this, Menage, or am I?
I'm sorry, Do Her Well, go on
Cuming Mutha said, "This trail's inane"
Why did he tell us?
Vagina Dentata's gone insane,
ABBAH, get to the beer check
Do circle in a hurricane?
"There's no fucking way..." says CPA.
We don't talk about Strava, Va, Va, Va!
We don't talk about Strava!

Hey! Grew to live in fear of Dickweed circling and checking
I could always see him running endlessly and trekking
I associate him with a rained out pick-up trail, on-on-on
On the phone at last with Circle Jerk beckoning,
Left Just Doesnt Get It with the pack detecting
Grappling with hare marks they couldn't understand
Do you understand?

FRB the Turkey trail,
Exaggerated Crack
With Choke Me Daddy
It all fades to black
Yeah, his KOM dreams
Are gonna make you scream (hey!)

We don't talk about Strava, Va, Va, Va! 
We don't talk about Strava!
Princess Jizzmine sang a song
It's stuck in my head! (No, no!)
They told me we'd YBF!
And like Fucker said... (no, no!)
They said Five Angry Inches would appear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Your down down is sealed when your crimes are read!

They told me Just Get It Over With had a cocktail that soon would be mine
They told me Boner Marrow would find a Yoda to add to a Vine
Can't Rush Anal's on her way
She told me that Just Chris would be Comes Empty Handed
Bouquets from a canine
It's like I hear him howl
Bloqueen, I want just one song out of you (it's like I can hear it now)
I can hear it now

Um, Strava...
Yeah, about that Strava...
Fuck Buddy's gonna catch you on Strava...
Cum Test Dummy's gonna plot on Strava
(Muff Daddy, the pack is here)
Time for circle!
FRB the Turkey trail (it was a hashing day, it was a Monday)
Exaggerated Crack (Drinks had been made)
With Choke Me Daddy (and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)
It all fades to black (no fog allowed in the sky!)
Yeah, his KOM dreams (Hand Pump drove in with broken down van)
Are gonna make you scream (Crisis!)
You telling this, Menage, or am I?
I'm sorry, Do Her Well, go on (Can't Rush Anal's on her way)
Cuming Mutha said, "This trail's inane" (FRB the Turkey trail, Exaggerated Crack)
Vagina Dentata's gone insane,
Do circle in a hurricane?
Beer's here!
Don't talk about Strava, no! (Why did I talk about Strava?)
Not a word about Strava
I never should've brought up Strava!
Down down!