Look,
If you had one check, and One Night Only,
To seize every drink you ever wanted
One true trail
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip.

Their pits are sweaty, King Of Bedbugs' legs are heavy,
There's beer pouring from the van already, IPA's steady,
Sleazy's nervous but on the surface she looks calm and ready to call On on!
But Crabs keeps on forgetting, Down downs, the whole crowd goes so loud,
They open their mouths but the beer comes back out,
Virgins' choked up now, Circle Jerks' joking how,
The trail's run out, circle's up, over, blaow,

Snap back to the FRBs,
Five Angry Inches, gotta pee,
And oh, there goes Dickweed, he's choked,
He's run mad, FRBs don't give up easy, no
Do Her Well has it, she knows all their back's to the van,
BN don't matter, they ran,
Muff Daddy has the plan,
The road's stagnant, they know when they go back to their mobile keg, that's when it's
Back to On In again, yo,
This whole true trail,
One and Done better capture this moment and hope Fucker don't pass him,

You better lose yourself in the backchecks, the pack marks,
You call it, you better never let the pack go,
You only get one check, do not miss your chance to blow,
Your whistle only comes One Night Only,

You better lose yourself in the backchecks, the pack marks,
You call it, you better never let the pack go,
You only get one check, do not miss your chance to blow,
Your whistle only comes One Night Only,

Fuck Buddy's escaping, at the parrots Just Jose's gaping,
This beer is Gloryhole's for the taking,
Make me drink, as we move to a new on after,
A shitty trail is boring, but Dick Simmon misses more then,
Tiny arrows grow smaller, Tuna runs harder,
He blows, Just Doesn't Get It's all over,
Warm clothes goes straight on him,
Coast to coast hash, Abusement Parks' the globetrotter,
Lonely roads Cuming Mutha knows

Some have gone farther from home, but beer's further,
They go On In and barely know Jack the Ripper,
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold down down,
Farmer's Blow won't know our founders no more, they're old product,
They've moved on to the next bar by far,
With no scar, we know nada,
So the hash trash is told and unfolds,
I suppose it's old partner but the hash goes on,
Da da dum, da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the backchecks, the pack marks,
You call it, you better never let the pack go,
You only get one check, do not miss your chance to blow,
Your whistle only comes One Night Only,

You better lose yourself in the backchecks, the pack marks,
You call it, you better never let the pack go,
You only get one check, do not miss your chance to blow,
Your whistle only comes One Night Only,

No more crimes, we've hit the On Out stage,
Take Famous Anus to the bar now, On All Fours uncaged,
Purple Pussy Eater's leaving and the mood all changed,
Peg Me And Lace Me's been lost now for half of an age,
But ASB's rhyming and calling for a cider,
Best believe virgins will pay the Pied Piper
All the crimes inside amplified by the fact
That we don't leave 'til 6:45.

To much for us to stay in one spot, another trail of monotony,
Has gotten us to the point, like Ocean Spray we've got to formulate a plot or end up in tears or lost,
On in is our only motherfucking option, leaving's not,
Hand Pump we love you but the van's got to go
Toward Coit tower, that's its lot,
So here we go it's our shot,
Feet fail us not, this may be the only opportunity that we got

You better lose yourself in the backchecks, the pack marks,
You call it, you better never let the pack go,
You only get one check, do not miss your chance to blow,
Your whistle only comes One Night Only,

You better lose yourself in the backchecks, the pack marks,
You call it, you better never let the pack go,
You only get one check, do not miss your chance to blow,
Your whistle only comes One Night Only,