Miss Delivery, just slip a Malort (or three) for me
Tonya's been a good girl
Miss Delivery, get a big pack for Just Maddie
Sleazy's been a good girl,
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight
Miss Delivery, Boner Marrow finds that the trail is true,
Cuming Mutha's real near
Miss Delivery, Look Who's Coming To Dinner tonight
Think of all the miles Famous Anus missed
Think of smaller down downs, Lost in Fourskin's pissed,
Next year Hand Pump will get Circle Jerk
If you check Do Her Well's haring list
Miss Delivery, One and Done wants to have some fun
Been a Fucker all year
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight
Miss D, honey, Cum Test Dummy needs
Dickweed --for a hash shit fine
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight
Miss Delivery, and get E and John Handcock some checks
Sign your 'x' at chalk talk
Miss Delivery, get Medium Sized Balls of Fire tonight
Miss Delivery, Dick Ass has but one request,
Give Three Fingers your very best
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight
Miss D, baby, Big Cock Chains has found,
VD and Just Get It Over With, back
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight
Sweaty Betty runs into the street,
Dick Simmons takes pictures he cannot see,
Wrong Waymo believes Just Luke
Let's see if Got Wood believes Sperm Bank
Miss Delivery, you may think we're All Tease No Please
But Rocky Bowel Movement's here
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight
Hurry to the beer check tonight
Hurry, tonight