Hand Pump pulls up at the start
Chalk talk laid in tiny marks
Boner Marrow’s trail prelaid,
Muff Daddy sees that all have paid
We’ve hit one more Circle Jerk
Cum Test Dummy starts to work,
Do Her Well’s pants have failed
Is this the on-in trail?

Pictures of the false, Dick Simmons took them all,
They loooook, so swell,
Nothing cannot stop, what you can Photoshop
Damn

Last Monday night, Famous Anus in the park
Sweaty Betty in the dark, One and Done set pack marks,
Last Monday night, Crabs and Humpy circled up,
Jersey Lunchbox grabbed a cup, Dung Fu Grip drank up,
Last Monday night, Blowfish shivered in the cold,
Motormount felt kinda old, Muppet Dick-- table unfold,
Last Monday night, we probably broke ten laws,
But Jizzard didn’t see a cop…
 
Next Monday night,
Do it all again
Next Monday night,
Do it all again

Wrong Waymo solves it fast
Gobble My Ass runs past
Fuck Buddy climbs the hill,
Wine Rack feels a chill,
Tears of Semen shows up late,
Uber Luber cannot wait
Til the keg gets tapped again,
Want a ticket? asks Devin

Pictures of the false with Three Fingers and Just Rob,
They loooook, so swell,
But Fucker couldn’t stop with Hoseblower at the top,
Oh well

Last Monday Night, hung out with Menage a Not,
RMO took time to taunt, Backwash the on-in sought,
Last Monday Night, Five Angry Inches came again,
Wash This Asshole asked when, On All Fours said Amen,
Last Monday Night, Just Maddie ran a race,
Dick Ass gazed up into space, Cuming Mutha picked up the pace
Last Monday night, we probably broke ten laws,
But we didn’t see a cop…

Next Monday night,
Do it all again
Next Monday night,
Do it all again