(To the tune of last week’s trash)

Cockamole plots a trail

Boner Marrow’s map won’t fail

Bundeslicker checks the marks

Cum Test Dummy runs the park

Lost In Foreskin finds the van

Hand Pump holds em, that’s the plan,

Just Doesn’t Get It runs away

Is this a too familiar lay?

Cuming Mutha’s view felt like déjà vu,

Got that oooold trail smell

Hashers shoulda known, their half minds were blown

Damn

Last Monday night, Famous Anus in the park

Sweaty Betty in the dark, One and Done set pack marks,

Last Monday night, Crabs and Humpy circled up,

Fuck Buddy grabbed a cup, Wash This Asshole drank up,

Last Monday night, Blowfish shivered in the cold,

Motormount felt kinda old, Muff Daddy searched billfolds

Last Monday night, we probably broke ten laws,

But Fucker didn’t see a cop…

Next Monday night,

Do it all again

Next Monday night,

Do it all again

Dickweed bar games must discuss

Gobble My Ass will race a bus,

Just Rosalie climbs the hill,

Just Devin feels a chill,

Diarrhetos shows up late,

Uber Luber cannot wait

Til the keg gets tapped again,

Say Cheese! says Dick Simmons.

Just Maddie found some fame in an old bar game,

That she plaaayed before.

To the halfminds, she’s Touchmaster 69,

Oh well

Last Monday Night, hung out with On All Fours,

Jack The Ripper took a pour, King of Bedbugs mustache wore,

Last Monday Night, Meat Hall of Fame raised a glass,

Wrong Waymo wandered past, Hoseblower crimes forecast,

Last Monday Night, Sex Ray found a Circle Jerk,

Do Her Well plots trail work, Just Rob and Muppet Dick lurked,

Last Monday night, we probably broke ten laws,

But Dick Ass didn’t see a cop…

Next Monday night,

Do it all again

Next Monday night,

Do it all again

Last Monday night

Mary Tyler Whore with coat, E with dirty songs afloat.
Bloqueen filled out his notes, last Monday night
Yeah, we drank with Gloryhole, Cockulus Oculus took a poll
Rocky Bowel Movement on a roll, last Monday night
Medium Sized Balls of Fire gave a reason to aspire

Shouting Balllls higher and higher, last Monday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law, always say we're gonna stop,

But this Monday night
Do it all again