3-Day Rego here!!!
Cum celebrate the itty bitty city by the bay in the hashiest way possible - with a weekend of drunken debauchery! Join us for a full three days of costumes, shitty trails, and more booze than you can shake a dick at, all culminating in a stumble down a historic San Francisco r*ce!
Friday: It's Better Down Where It's Wetter
Kick things off 69,000 leagues under the sea, where we keep our bars wetter than any ocean! Cum as your favorite underwater creature, be it a spermaid, baby shart, or Moby Dick. Whatever your attire, we will have foamy beers and tasty sea cuCUMbers to make sure everyone feels fin-tastic. Be ready to go deep - so deep that we might just uncover the long lost city of Atlantits. Just try not to get tide up (unless you're into that sort of thing)!
Venue: San Francisco Golden Gate Rugby Clubhouse
725 California Ave, San Francisco, CA 94130
Note: this venue is *on an island*! Yes, SF has an island called Treasure Island that is easily accessible by bus. The SFMTA 25 bus runs between the San Francisco financial district and Treasure Island every 20 minutes, 24 hours a day, and the bus stop is steps away from the venue. We will do our best to make sure that all half minds master the fine art of public transit.
Saturday: Captain Organ's Quest for Beery Treasure
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum - dress like a pirate and brace yourself for a night rated ARRRGH. Drunken Sailor Jerry and his crew of se(a)men want you to show us yer booty! Whether your loyalties lie with the legendary Drunkbeard or the brave Captain Jackoff Sparrow, our destination is clearly Pleasure Island. While we don't condone pier pressure, if the kegs aren't kicked by the end of the evening, someone's sure to walk the plank!
Venue: SS Jeremiah O'Brien
Pier 45, Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco, CA 94133
Note: We're on a motherf*cking boat! Have fun and be respectful of this naval ship that functions as an event space and museum. Crew members will be around to discipline (and not in the fun way, sorry!) any half minds who jeopardize their own safety or the safety of others.
Sunday: SFH3 Got Me Lei'd
Sun of a beach, we made it! At long last, Captain Organ and his shipfaced crew have docked(!!) on friendly shores to discover an island oasis. Be ready to tropic like it's hot along wave after wave of the infamous Bay to Blackout course. It doesn't matter if you're in neoprene or a bikini; all that matters is that you seas the day and let us teach you the true meaning of "sailor's delight."
Venue: Neck of the Woods
406 Clement Street, San Francisco, CA 94118
Note: New venue, same sh*tshow.
CLICK HERE TO SIGNUP!!!
January 29th - March 9th $105
March 10th - April 14th $135**
April 15th-May 16th $145
May 17th – May 19th $155
Single day price $60
Single Day ticket also available at door.
** Giveaway not guaranteed after April 14th
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FRIDAY ONLY REGO
SATURAY ONLY REGO
SUNDAY ONLY REGO
12 Days of Hashing*
Are you a race-ist?
Are you cumming early?
Do you like patches?
Then this section is for you! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing from May 9th through 20th. They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared (and often!)! (Check our calendar for more information.)
May 9th: Gypsies in the Palace ($5 Hash Cash)
May 10th: Fully Mooned Pub Crawl (Pay as You Go)
May 11th: Surf City Red Dress R*n
May 12th: Marin H3 ($5 Hash Cash)
May 13th: SFH3 Tour De Franzia ($7 Hash Cash)
May 14th: Barbary Coast (Pay as You Go)
May 15th: BAR Hash (Pay as You Go)
May 16th: (Gypsies in the Palace ($5 Hash Cash)
May 17th: Friday Night B2B Trail
May 18th: Saturday B2B Trail
May 19th: B2B!
May 20th: SFH3 Pink TuTu R*n ($7 Hash Cash)
*Subject to change
What does my registration get me?
Drinks on Friday/Saturday/Sunday
Shitty trails! Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle options on Friday, Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle/Ballbuster options on Saturday, Walkers stumble on Sunday*
Venue entry on Friday/Saturday/Saturday
Food! Dinner on Friday & Saturday, lunch Sunday
Snacks & orange food at trails
The best time you won’t remember.
Registration tickets are transferrable but NOT refundable. If you cannot make the event and wish to transfer a rego please email the SFH3 GMs at email@example.com.
*Race-ists wishing to r*n the official SF Bay to Breakers full course, please register for the race separately. You will be welcummed and duly punished at the Sunday venue after you finish.
Sleep with a hasher
Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com for more information and to be matched with a host. (and if you have an extra bed and can host please also contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com).
Stay at a Hostel/Hotel
For those looking to book hostels/hotels, please stay tuned and check back here for updates.