|3-Day Rego here!!!
Cum celebrate the itty bitty city by the bay in the hashiest way possible - with a weekend of drunken debauchery! Join us for a full three days of costumes, shitty trails, and more booze than you can shake a dick at, all culminating in a stumble down a historic San Francisco r*ce!
Friday: 20,000 B.C.E Yabba Dabba Do Me!
Go back to the first whoring 20’s, 20,000 B.C.E.! Don your furry loincloth or furry it up as a pussy with big teeth, it’s time to go prehistoric!
Venue: 5051 Mission
5051 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94112
Note: New Venue, Vintage Decor!
Saturday: The Whoring 20's
What’cha smuggling under that kilt? Shhh! Save your secret sauce for the boat, as we party like Gatsby at the end of the pier. It’s the great jizz age as we visit the whoring 1920’s! Cum dressed up as a bootlegger, flapper, or icon of the era as we attend “book clubs” through North Beach and end at the S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien, a boat with 1920’s specs.
Venue: SS Jeremiah O'Brien
Pier 45, Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco, CA 94133
Note: We're on a motherf*cking boat! Have fun and be respectful of this naval ship that functions as an event space and museum. Crew members will be around to discipline (and not in the fun way, sorry!) any half minds who jeopardize their own safety or the safety of others.
Sunday: Blast Your Load into the Future, the 3020's!
Dress in your most futuristic fashions as we run, walk, crawl, and possibly teleport our way across the city during Bay to Breakers! Forget about your hard, sexy, replicant and hologram life, as we witness the finest early 21st century Earth had to offer!
Venue: Neck of the Woods
406 Clement Street, San Francisco, CA 94118
CLICK HERE TO SIGNUP!!!
February 18th - March 31st $110
April 1st - April 31st $130**
May 1st - May 14th $140
May 15th – May 28th $150
Single day price $60
Single Day ticket also available at door.
** Giveaway not guaranteed after April 31st
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FRIDAY ONLY REGO
SATURDAY ONLY REGO
SUNDAY ONLY REGO
12 Days of Hashing*
Are you a race-ist?
Are you cumming early?
Do you like patches?
Then this section is for you! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing. They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared (and often!)! (Check our calendar for more information.)
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*Subject to change
What does my registration get me?
Drinks on Friday/Saturday/Sunday
Shitty trails! Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle options on Friday, Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle/Ballbuster options on Saturday, Walkers stumble on Sunday*
Venue entry on Friday/Saturday/Saturday
Food! Dinner on Friday & Saturday, lunch Sunday
Snacks & orange food at trails
The best time you won’t remember.
Registration tickets are transferrable but NOT refundable. If you cannot make the event and wish to transfer a rego please email the SFH3 GMs at email@example.com.
*Race-ists wishing to r*n the official SF Bay to Breakers full course, please register for the race separately. You will be welcummed and duly punished at the Sunday venue after you finish.
Sleep with a hasher
Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com for more information and to be matched with a host. (and if you have an extra bed and can host please also contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com).
Stay at a Hostel/Hotel
For those looking to book hostels/hotels, please stay tuned and check back here for updates.