Cum celebrate the itty bitty city by the bay in the hashiest way possible - with a weekend of drunken debauchery! Join us for a full three days of costumes, shitty trails, and more booze than you can shake a dick at, all culminating in a stumble down a historic San Francisco r*ce!

Friday: 20,000 B.C.E Yabba Dabba Do Me!

Go back to the first whoring 20’s, 20,000 B.C.E.! Don your furry loincloth or furry it up as a pussy with big teeth, it’s time to go prehistoric!

Venue: 5051 Mission

5051 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94112

Note: New Venue, Vintage Decor!

Saturday: The Whoring 20's

What’cha smuggling under that kilt? Shhh! Save your secret sauce for the boat, as we party like Gatsby at the end of the pier. It’s the great jizz age as we visit the whoring 1920’s! Cum dressed up as a bootlegger, flapper, or icon of the era as we attend “book clubs” through North Beach and end at the S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien, a boat with 1920’s specs.

Venue: SS Jeremiah O'Brien

Pier 45, Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco, CA 94133

Note: We're on a motherf*cking boat! Have fun and be respectful of this naval ship that functions as an event space and museum. Crew members will be around to discipline (and not in the fun way, sorry!) any half minds who jeopardize their own safety or the safety of others.

Sunday: Blast Your Load into the Future, the 3020's!

Dress in your most futuristic fashions as we run, walk, crawl, and possibly teleport our way across the city during Bay to Breakers! Forget about your hard, sexy, replicant and hologram life, as we witness the finest early 21st century Earth had to offer!

Venue: Neck of the Woods

406 Clement Street, San Francisco, CA 94118

CLICK HERE TO SIGNUP!!!

Rego Prices

February 18th - ??? $110

We are working out new price dates.

Single day price $60

Single Day ticket also available at door.

** Giveaway not guaranteed after August 31st

CLICK HERE TO SIGNUP!!!

FRIDAY ONLY REGO

SATURDAY ONLY REGO

SUNDAY ONLY REGO

12 Days of Hashing*

Are you a race-ist?

Are you cumming early?

Do you like patches?

Then this section is for you! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing. They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared (and often!)! (Check our calendar for more information.)

Check Back Here Soon!

*Subject to change

What does my registration get me?

Drinks on Friday/Saturday/Sunday

BEER

Shitty trails! Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle options on Friday, Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle/Ballbuster options on Saturday, Walkers stumble on Sunday*

BEER

Venue entry on Friday/Saturday/Saturday

Food! Dinner on Friday & Saturday, lunch Sunday

Snacks & orange food at trails

More BEER

More drinks

The best time you won’t remember.

Registration tickets are transferrable but NOT refundable. If you cannot make the event and wish to transfer a rego please email the SFH3 GMs at gms@sfh3.com.

*Race-ists wishing to r*n the official SF Bay to Breakers full course, please register for the race separately. You will be welcummed and duly punished at the Sunday venue after you finish. 

Lodging

Sleep with a hasher

Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Contact  GuestServicer@sfh3.com for more information and to be matched with a host. (and if you have an extra bed and can host please also contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com).

Stay at a Hostel/Hotel

For those looking to book hostels/hotels, please stay tuned and check back here for updates.