A History of Grandiosity
These are the souls that gave up what little free time they had to serve a greater purpose: To make sure every San Francisco hasher got at least one (1) shitty run a week with adequate beer to follow. Let their selfless acts be remembered into eternity (or at least as long as this website remains up).
San Francisco H3
Grand Masters & Mattresses
by Year of Erection
1982 Pussy Whipped
1983 Buns Bunny
1984 Cums Slowly & Bull
1985 Poison Oak & Olde English
1986 Tramp & 4 Star
1987 Plucky & Pinball
1988 Scarface & Medusa
1989 Snakeless & Cream Cheese
1990 Mammaries & ShortCut
1991 Tongueless & Blue Job
1992 Exocet & Bat Bitch
1993 Steep 'n Deep & Cuming Mutha
1994 Voyeur & Forced to Cum
1995 Dr Kimble
1996 Shithead & Screaming Orgasm
1997 Motormount & Head Queen
1998 On All Fours & Crabs
1999 Wrong Hole & LCB
2000 Gloryhole & Sticky Pants
2001 Wankee Doodle & Sniff My Box
2002 Captain Organ & Cums Quickly
2003 Escrowtum & Son of Shit
2004 Cuming Mutha & Hand Job for Humanity
2005 Stroke 'n Blow & Who's Your Daddy
2006 Hard and Lengthy & Titless
2007 Fuck Buddy & Straight to Hell
2008 Muff Snatcher & Doggie Style
2009 Wet Nurse & Good Shit Lollicock
2010 Red Hot Vagina & Massive Cock Check
2011 Sit on My Facebook & Cherry Poppins
2012 Smells Like Fish Tastes Like Bacon
& Millimeter Peter
2013 My Uncle's Girlfriend & Oh Shit!
2014 Can't Rush Anal & Uncle Badtouch
2015 Master Baster & Drunkin' Honuts
2016 My Little Porno & The Perfect Woman
2017 Miss Delivery & Primal Vagina
2018 Cockamole & Sir Ménage-a-Lot
2019 Tuna on Top & Vagina Dentata
2020 (No erection due to Covid)
2021 Can't Rush Anal & Mary Tyler Whore
2022 Sleazy Like Sunday Whoring & Humpy Slowcum
2023 Tonya Hard-On & Cockulus Occulus |
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