A History of Grandiosity

These are the souls that gave up what little free time they had to serve a greater purpose: To make sure every San Francisco hasher got at least one (1) shitty run a week with adequate beer to follow. Let their selfless acts be remembered into eternity (or at least as long as this website remains up).

 

San Francisco H3
Grand Masters & Mattresses
by Year of Erection

1982  Pussy Whipped
1983  Buns Bunny
1984  Cums Slowly & Bull
1985  Poison Oak & Olde English
1986  Tramp & 4 Star
1987  Plucky & Pinball
1988  Scarface & Medusa
1989  Snakeless & Cream Cheese
1990  Mammaries & ShortCut
1991  Tongueless & Blue Job
1992  Exocet & Bat Bitch
1993  Steep 'n Deep & Cuming Mutha
1994  Voyeur & Forced to Cum
1995  Dr Kimble
1996  Shithead & Screaming Orgasm
1997  Motormount & Head Queen
1998  On All Fours & Crabs
1999  Wrong Hole & LCB
2000  Gloryhole & Sticky Pants
2001  Wankee Doodle & Sniff My Box
2002  Captain Organ & Cums Quickly
2003  Escrowtum & Son of Shit
2004  Cuming Mutha & Hand Job for Humanity
2005  Stroke 'n Blow & Who's Your Daddy
2006  Hard and Lengthy & Titless
2007  Fuck Buddy & Straight to Hell
2008  Muff Snatcher & Doggie Style
2009  Wet Nurse & Good Shit Lollicock
2010  Red Hot Vagina & Massive Cock Check
2011  Sit on My Facebook & Cherry Poppins
2012  Smells Like Fish Tastes Like Bacon
& Millimeter Peter
2013  My Uncle's Girlfriend & Oh Shit!
2014  Can't Rush Anal & Uncle Badtouch
2015  Master Baster & Drunkin' Honuts
2016  My Little Porno & The Perfect Woman
2017  Miss Delivery & Primal Vagina
2018  Cockamole & Cock-a-Lot
2019  Tuna on Top & Vagina Dentata
2020  (No erection due to Covid)
2021  Can't Rush Anal & Mary Tyler Whore
2022  Sleazy Like Sunday Whoring & Humpy Slowcum
2023  Tonya Hard-On & Cockulus Occulus