One and Done, One and Done,
Twice as tall as Humpy, weighs a fucking ton
Boner Marrow beware, Wash This Asshole beware,
He's haring, he's haring, he's haring.
 
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine,
I mean a turkey and an eagle trail, so divine
With Floggy Doggy leashed, Menage patrolled the land,
Dickweed and Circle Jerk close at hand.
 
But here comes Wayne, in control,
Cuming Mutha dug his arrows and his flour throw.
Ate Muppet Dick's brain, and drank Sheepy's champagne
He's haring, he's haring, he's haring.
 
One and Done, One and Done,
Faster than Muff Daddy, fucking haring for fun.
Spread, spread, flour there.
He's haring, he's haring, he's haring.
 
Sue me if I go too fast,
But the sons of Hand Pump's brothers wish that he was their dad,
Got a check on his check, got a park in South Park,
He'll rip trail apart, he'll rip trail apart.
 
He'll save Tonya, but not Five Angry Inches,
He'll save Tonya, but not Five Angry Inches,
He'll save Tonya, but not Five Angry Inches,
He'll save Tonya, but not Five Angry Inches.
 
He found Just Deena and her virgin, brought Sting Ray from thin air,
Flung Wrong Waymo into heaven and could kill with a stare.
He made trail like an eagle shitting marks from the sky,
Lost Crabs at a backcheck and he never said why.
 
One and Done, One and Done,
Higher than Dick Ass, took all EMP's fun.
Sleazy beware, Cockamole beware,
He's haring, he's haring, he's haring.
 
Did I mention his four trails? Well he also had four down downs.
If you looked in Banana In Public's down down you'd see Medium Sized Balls of Fire looking back at you.
I heard that motherfucker made Joe Pubic Hare do thirty goddamn down downs.
He once held Rocky Bowel Movement's phone... in a jar of acid... at a party.