Cum celebrate the itty bitty city by the bay in the hashiest way possible - with a weekend of drunken debauchery! Join us for a full three days of costumes, shitty trails, and more booze than you can shake a dick at, all culminating in a stumble down a historic San Francisco r*ce!

Friday: Beer-ond the Thunder Dom

Rock your best gladiator chic or leather gear while we run, walk, crawl, and stumble across the vast cityscape in search of that most precious of liquids: beer. 

Saturday: The Nude Testesment

All you saints & sinners, don your loincloth or other spiritual attire as we seek a-bone-ment for our sins.

Sunday: Science Gone Wild!

As in every apocalyptic movie, it's Science to save the day! Get your lab coat, your trusty tricorder, and your favorite BUN-sen burner as we r*ce across the city to the end of the world as we know it.

CLICK HERE TO SIGNUP!!!

Rego Prices

March 21st - April 17th: $160**

Single day price $75

Single Day ticket also available at door.

** Giveaway not guaranteed after April 17th

SIGN UP BELOW!

ALL THREE DAYS REGO

FRIDAY ONLY REGO

SATURDAY ONLY REGO

SUNDAY ONLY REGO

12 Days of Hashing*

Are you a race-ist?

Are you cumming early?

Do you like patches?

Then this section is for you! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing. They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared (and often!)! (Check our calendar for more information.)

*Subject to change

What does my registration get me?

Drinks on Friday/Saturday/Sunday

BEER

Shitty trails! Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle options on Friday, Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle/Ballbuster options on Saturday, Walkers stumble on Sunday*

BEER

Venue entry on Friday/Saturday/Saturday

Food! Dinner on Friday & Saturday, lunch Sunday

Snacks & orange food at trails

More BEER

More drinks

The best time you won’t remember.

Registration tickets are transferrable but NOT refundable. If you cannot make the event and wish to transfer a rego please email the SFH3 GMs at .

*Race-ists wishing to r*n the official SF Bay to Breakers full course, please register for the race separately. You will be welcummed and duly punished at the Sunday venue after you finish. 

Lodging

Sleep with a hasher

Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Contact   for more information and to be matched with a host. (and if you have an extra bed and can host please also contact ).

Stay at a Hostel/Hotel

For those looking to book hostels/hotels, please stay tuned and check back here for updates.